Another Sunny Day at Sea

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I live at sea...

I live in a boat that is constantly sailing in the middle of the ocean. I have never seen land once in my life. I don't even know how I got here. But all I know is that I like it. It's quiet and peaceful.

I have a radio on that's constantly giving me updates on everything occurring on land. It sounds very dangerous there. I hope I never see it in my entire life.

I've also heard of many disasters that occur at sea, such as rogue waves and waterspouts, although I've never actually seen them. I find that's a little odd. However, I just let myself believe that I'm just a really lucky guy. I've also never seen another boat. I have to admit, that is a little strange, although I don't mind. I'm actually worried about seeing another one disturbing my piece and quiet.

So I sail along, watching the sunset in the distance, thinking about how lucky I am.

The next day, I wake up to find an odd figure in the distance. A diamond like object that slowly starts closing in on my boat. I wonder what it is, before suddenly realizing in shock.

It's another boat! Here to ruin my peace and quiet! Oh god no! I can't let that happen! I wished it would get destroyed! I wished a big wave would come an destroy it right there! A rogue wave!

Just then, I look to my right, and there I see it! A gigantic wave traveling at the speeds of 90 miles per hour heading straight for the boat. And then, impact!

I hear crying and screaming as the wave smashes against the boat, destroying half of her. She slowly begins to sink into the ocean.

I watch in delight, but then I notice something that shocks me. The passengers are getting into life boats! I can't let them do that! I wished that the next best thing would come: a water spout!

Suddenly, the sky turns a strange color, and the next thing I know, it starts forming a strange funnel shaped cloud, which eventually manages to touch the ocean. It slowly begins to approach the life boats. The passengers scream, one clings tight to another one. Then, the devastation begins. The waterspout fucking gets them. It ends every one of those fucking douchebags' miserable lives!

Well that was that. The peace starts again. However, I have received more and more constant distractions! I have created a bunch of shit to stop them from coming, but now, I'm sick of doing that.

So I decided I am just going to end it all. I'm not going to destroy the shit one at a time, I am going to destroy them all together one day.

So to the reader, this is a warning message! I hope you and your colleagues are fucking proud of yourselves now!