Assassin's Creed 3 Underground
I'm pretty freaked out right now. I just went through some messed up stuff. Let me start from the beginning.
I just recently bought a Wii U console. I went over to my friend's house one day (I'll call him John for privacy purposes) to tell him, because he has one too and I wanted to ask him what games I should get. When I came over, I noticed he looked pretty spooked. When I asked him what happened he just said it was nothing, and we both went inside.
I told him about my new Wii U and what I should get for it. I said I was looking at Assassin's Creed 3, and as soon as I said that, John instantly became pale. I again asked what was wrong and he said once again that it was nothing, but I knew something was up.
After a few seconds of awkward silence John said "I just beat Assassin's Creed 3, I can give it to you for free." I couldn't really argue against a free game so I said thanks and took it. As I was leaving heading out the door, John just looked at me and said "Don't go to the underground". Before I could say anything John raced back inside and locked the door.
When I got home I decided not to play Assassin's Creed 3, because it was late, and obviously something about it was really bothering him, so I went to bed.
The next day I popped the game into my Wii U, and started a new game. It was awesome! Still, as I was playing, I kept thinking of John staring at me and saying don't go to the underground. After about 6 hours straight of Assassin's Creed, I decided to take a break and Google "Assassin's Creed 3 underground" as it was really bothering me. Apparently it's supposed to be old tunnels built by the masons, which in the game you use to unlock fast travel locations. I looked at some videos, and it's pretty creepy, but nothing you wouldn't expect out of an old, dark, abandoned tunnel system. I didn't get why John was so freaked out.
When I got back to play some more, I caught my little brother in my room playing the game. He was in tears. I asked him what happened and he tried to talk, but he was crying so much he couldn't really make out any words. I told him to go down to mom and calm down, and as he raced downstairs I went to see what he was doing on my game. When I came back, I saw that my little brother led my character into the underground.
I was pretty creeped out at this point, but I wanted to see why John and my little brother were so freaked out. Everything seemed fine, like I saw in the videos I Googled. But after a few minutes of exploring, I started to hear voices in the tunnels. At first they were incomprehensible, but after a while I could make out "get out" and "why". So I did what any normal person would do. I popped that shit out of the Wii U and threw it at a wall. I didn't damage it too bad, and I decided next day I would explore some more.
The next day when I was going to put it back in, I had some regrets and I decided to call my friend Kyle over to play it with me. On the phone I didn't tell him what was happening, because he would never believe me. I just asked if he wanted to come over and play some video games, and he said he'd be right over.
When he came over I explained what was happening and he said he wanted to see it for himself, and so I did. When it loaded up, I could still hear the voices and Kyle just gave me a frightened stare and I continued on. After a few minutes I found a note that said "detnemed" which is "demented" spelled backwards. I eventually found a door leading back to Boston, but it was locked and you had to solve a puzzle first, which was normally how you get out anyway. The puzzle was basically you have to align 4 symbols in the correct order. The symbols were the bad part.
The first symbol was skull and crossbones, which wasn't that bad. The other ones almost made me throw up. They were 3 different faces, horribly disfigured. I don't even want to describe it. At this point Kyle was begging me to take the game out, but I wanted to finish this puzzle. When I finished the puzzle, the door opened. I was glad to finally be out of that sick place. But that wasn't the end of it.
When we got back up to Boston, it was foggy and there was nobody there. No citizens. No redcoats. Nothing. Just fog and an eerie silence. My minimap was indicating a mission, so I headed there. When I got there, there was a man standing there. I walk towards him and a cutscene triggers. He tells me that my mission is to let everyone I can know about what just happened to me. Then the game freezes and it shows a picture of one of the disfigured heads in the puzzle. I took the game out and stomped it to pieces, as well as my console in case it infected it or some crap like that.
Both me and Kyle were hysterical. After about half an hour we composed ourselves and agreed we won't mention this ever again.
You made it this far in the post? That means I completed my mission.
I'm sorry, I truly am...