I'm a total BlackBusterCritic fan much like everyone else, I like the newer videos, but I don't mind watching the older ones. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had...
It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was watching BlackBusterShow until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my video to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD case for computers and a note. I took it inside.
I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend Kyle (Let's just call him that), whom I hadn't heard from in 2 weeks. I know that because I recognized his handwriting, though what was weird is how it looked; it looked badly written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to read, as if Kyle was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry.
This is what he wrote...
I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, he’s after me, and if you don't destroy this CD, he'll come after you too, he's too good for me..
Please Tom, destroy this god-forsaken disc before he comes after you too, it's too late for me.
Destroy the disc, and you'll destroy him, but do it quick otherwise he'll catch you. Don't even play the game, it's what he wants, just destroy it.
Well, that was certainly weird. Even though Kyle IS my best friend and I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, I didn't do what he asked me. I didn't think that a simple gaming disc would do anything bad to him, after all it's just a game right? Boy, was I wrong about that...
ANY way, I looked at the disc and it looks like any ordinary computer CD-R disc, except it had black marker on it written "BBC.exe", and it was much unlike Kyle's handwriting, meaning that he must've gotten it from someone else, like a pawn shop or eBay. When I saw "BBC" on the writing of the CD, I was actually excited and wanted to watch it, since I'm a BIG BlackBusterCritic fan.
I went up to my room and turned on my computer and put the disc in and installed the file. The episode started out all normal, along with the intro. No blood or anything... But the sad thing was that my computer blue-screened when the kissing scene of PewDiePie and BlackBusterCritic started. (and it was so cute too...) The computer rebooted and I took out the CD as I thought it malfunctioned and threw it away. I Was Online Looking for games on newgrounds when I found a game called "BlackBusterCritic's Adventure" When I clicked on it, It wanted to be downloaded:
"Do you want to download BlackBusterCritic.exe?"
I Picked "YES" and the file was done downloading, It Was a hack ROM of Sonic 1 with BBC instead of Sonic. I was like "Fuck yeah!" The first thing I noticed that was out of place was when I pressed start, there's was a split second when I saw the title image turned into something much different, something that I now consider horrifying, before cutting to black.
I remember what the image looked like in that split second before the game cut to black; The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the Blackbuster 2012 was now instead BlackEvilBuster 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic.
But the freakiest thing that was in that split second frame was Black Buster, his eyes were pitch black and bleeding with two glowing red dots staring RIGHT AT ME, and his smile had stretched wider up to the edge of his face. I was rather disturbed about that image when I saw it.
the save file select from BlackBusterCritic 3 popped up. then I notice something off, the background was the dark cloudy sky of the Bad Stardust Speedway level from BlackBusterCritic CD, and there were only three save files. The music was that creepy Caverns of Winter music from Earthbound, only it was extended and seemed to have been in reverse. And the image for the save file where you see a preview of the level you're on is just red static for all three files:
"FILE 1: PEWDIEPIE"
"FILE 2: BLACKNERDRANTS"
"FILE 3: CHRIS CHAN"
Now I was sure that something was up, I mean, how can you play as Chris in a classic BBC game, for crying out loud?
Anyway I Picked Pewdie and went to level one, the title card read "PEWDIEDEATH level 999". The game begun. The ground looked like the normal Chris's Robot Factory, but the background was pitch black. PewDiePie stood normally where BBC would be in the original game. I Started to movie PDP. I kept going.
I suddenly saw something and I stopped to see what it was. there was a large, silver ring. Infront of the ring stood the sprite of BBC with a smile on his face. He took out a knife and stabbed PDP, and the "GAME OVER!" screen popped up with BBC's laughing playing in slow motion and reversed. Suddently It Showed Black Buster Critic, well... an image of him, but it was SO FUCKING SCARY!!!
The image showed only his face. He had black eyes and red pupils, and REAL blood rolling down his cheeks. His grin was wide and demonic, it literally stretched to the sides of his face like a Cheshire Cat except BBC had fangs, VERY SHARP fangs. much like a monster's sharp teeth except more vicious-looking, somewhat yellowish and from the look of it, he had stains of blood and small bits of flesh on his lips and fangs as if he ate some animal.
I stared at that gruesome image for a good 30 seconds, never taking my eyes off it, I felt as if he was actually looking at me, smiling at me...that face, it just took 10 seconds for it to etch itself into my brain for good.
Then the screen flickered with red static again 3 times, and on the 3rd time I heard the Kefka laugh, except this time it sounded distorted, demonic even...
It went back to the image again except this time there was the text again though it was messed up, but it was pretty much one of the most horrifying things I looked at since I had this game...
It Went back to file select:
"FILE 999: 9EW 9IE 9IE"
With a Dead PewDiePie with small bits of blood, The Only files left were:
"FILE 2: BLACKNERDRANTS"
I Never really liked Black nerd Rants but maybe he could kill this demon haunting my video games.
I Picked BNR and went to stage 2, Level 2.
The level teleported to one of the stages where you can get a Black Gem. The background was pink with lovehearts all over. It looked cute, but gee, either for this is he gay, or is he in love with someone?
Things were quite normal at first, but I was distracted by only having 4 red/white colored spheres to jump on and I've tried to balance BNR ontop of it as he desperately tried to keep onto of the spheres, but my controls slipped and BNR fell. I fell onto a wall of "Goal" spheres. Just as I thought I'd teleport back a loud shriek sounded and the image of this... demonic Black Buster Critic continued to flash over the screen. The screen completely spazzed out and I heard shrieks. Loud shrieks from what I could SWEAR it was Black Nerd Rants Himself. I kept hearing "No! No!" and "STOP!! CRITIC...I...I...I... THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD AND HELP US RANTERS" and loud cries of agony and pain which abruptly ended with more statics for a split moment before the screen cut to black.
I Was Brought back to the level Select, What I saw was horrible:
"FILE 83249439: BLA832NER944RANETS8948HELPME" and a picture of BNR with scars and bite marks and curved in his body it said "FINDMEFINDMEFINDME" and "BBC WAS HERE". I continued the game as CC (Chris).
I still thought that was wacky, playing as Chris, but anyway the level title appeared again and this time it said "...", which I found really freaky.
a sprite silhouette that resembled Chris appeared infront of a background that consisted the whole group. PewDiePie, BlackNerdRants, And some Furries appeared, all in their tortured forms with a saddened expression. It also had BBC, but in a nearly unrecognizable way. He had a wide grin on his face, with razorsharp teeth. He had black eyes with red dots for pupils, which were bleeding. It looked like he would reach out to the silhouette infront of him. I tried to move Chris, get him out of there, but each wall wouldn't budge and Chris would do a pushing animation. I stopped in the middle as, to my horror, the stage began to shrink and the black started to close in on Chris. I tried moving him again, but the walls wouldn't budge or move. I walked Chris back to the middle as the walls closed in on him. he crouched down before he completely disappeared in the black.
The Fat man was dead, Suddenly, a familar scene faded in. I recognized it immediately. BlackBusterShow was playing. It had a reddish shade and BlackBuster had these.. black, bleeding, demonic eyes. PewDiePie looked even worse, at least to me. His eyes were missing. It was like they were taken out and PewDie's skull was seved closed again. Blood was running from his wound. It didn't look photoshop. It was actually REAL, like in a 2014 horror movie. BBC pulled PewDie, only tentacle like... things bursted out of their mouths and locked, making disgusting slurping noises. I could even see them buldge in PewDiePie's throat. Worst thing was that they even looked like they were enjoying it and, for a moment, I think I was too. I could see the corrupted Dead Guys in the background too. Not only is this morbid, but also to my embarrassment, it is also...GAY!!!
I gagged, looked away from the screen, and threw up. Out of the corner I noticed something on my bed... on my bed... was a BBC doll with it's eyes taken out
By The way B is BBC doll and M is me:
"B: You Out numbered kid! YOU SICK FURRY FAG!!"
"M: wh- WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON BUSTER!!! I LOVE DRAWING RULE 34!!!"
"B: Not long now until..."
"M: Until what!?"
"B: Until you join me in my hell of a world"
Then He vanished, I Will never forget... this...